Flying Tales and Arguments! :D

Once upon a time not so long ago there was a Housefly .. people called him cute, famous and stuff but he never bragged about it himself .. 

And then there was a Butterfly .. Umm well she was pretty alright, a Best friend of Housefly who was always ready to pounce upon him whenever she got a chance .. Oh and she loved "  " .. 

Then in once upon a time there was one day when Butterfly started an argument ...

Butterfly: hayee phir lagaya kro  mjhy irritate krta hae k koe apni pictures na lagae  aur ap apnay apko BOHT pyara smjhtay hain 

Housefly: hahahahaha acha abhi start lia hai ab try karoon ga laganay ki Mujhe AIK baar asa bta dain jab mainay kaha ho main pyara hoon? AIK baar and then hang me 


Butterfly: lol batoun batoun may you say it  not in exact words ofcourse but in other words  *YOU CAN NOW HANG YOURSELF* 

Housefly: NO I DON'T! I tell you what other people say about me, and Im not responsible for what others say  *Can't be hanged* 

Butterfly: lol image kharab tou nai hoa va but you think you are handsome  *Please get hanged* 

Housefly: I just tell you what people say, *Hanging terms expired* 

Butterfly: but thats you praising yourself in other words *Renewed Lease* 

Housefly: No that's sharing the secrets with my best friend *warrants canceled* 

Butterfly: Thats not secret  *warrant renewed* 

Housefly: It's sharing, with the person who is close to your heart and trustworthy  *Supreme court''s final verdict, Housefly can't be hanged* 

Butterfly: Its being shokha infront of the person who knows about you already  *USA bribes the court, Housefly should be hanged right now* "Housefly shocked, Butterfly rocks" 

Housefly: hahahahahahahahaha  *Housefly appeals in the International Court of Justice , arguments that Butterfly wanted to know stuff herself, shows 13000+ FB messages * *Court gives a final verdict that Housefly can't be hanged and the case is closed forever* *Housefly jumps, Butterfly stunned * 

Butterfly: *lol judge liked  has Butterfly, Butterfly been his bestfriend for three years. he does favouritism and Again gives an order to persecute Housefly and this time its guillotine :D* *Housefly cries, Butterfly shakes hands with the judge* 

Housefly: Okay well *Housefly lodges a complaint against Butterfly and the CHEIF JUSTICE is Housefly's childhood friend and he orders to free Housefly and arrest Butterfly *  *Butterfly tries to run, Housefly catches her and gives her a wicked simile* 

Butterfly: *cant happen, the guillotine has already cut you into piece too late * * Butterfly picks up Housefly head and thinks that He was his bestfriend who is now gone, but pretends infront of the Judge that he still is Butterfly's best friend* 

Housefly: hahahaha *While Butterfly has Housefly's head in her hands, Housefly shouts ' Alas! I was Butterfly's best friend, and I was betrayed, my spirit will haunt you forever* 
*Butterfly Faints and dies eventually , Housefly dies instantly* end of a tragic story 

Butterfly: *Butterfly being an expert in paranormal activities thinks of it as something normal, throws Housefly's head in the trashcan outside the court and walks away* 
*Housefly is now officially someone that i used to know* 

Housefly: *Here enters another character, Farooqi , while Butterfly throws Housefly's head in the trashcan, he shoots Butterfly from behind, makes her kebabs and sell in the market* and the story ends 

Butterfly: *Butterfly turns around and sees Farooqi and they both hug! finally the husband wife have met after playing mister and misses smith in killing Housefly"
Story ends 

Housefly: *Housefly's head comes out from the trashcan* *says " oye hoaaaaaaay" * *Whistles* *back in the trashcan* Butterfly is embarrassed while hugging farooqi, story ends 

Butterfly: *Butterfly does not feel embarrassed, husband hi hae koe aur thori  she kicks Housefly's head and it just gets lost somewhere and is never seen again* 

Housefly: *Butterfly does feel but doesnt show at all, it was actually a serial killer sent by Housefly, not farooqi ... lost somewhere, Housefly shouts .. HAHAHAA I won* 

  

Butterfly: *lol Serial killer likes Butterfly and thinks ab Housefly tou gya then why decrease one cute girl from the planet and deceives Housefly.
and Butterfly shouts "boo you Housefly" * 

Housefly: *Housefly shouts again, hahaha I was talking about you hugging the wrong guy , boo yaa too* 

Butterfly: *lol Butterfly ignores the voice and gets set with the wrong guy   *

Housefly: *Housefly remembers he would not let anyone cheap get set with Butterfly, comes back, kills the man with a knife, he falls down, Butterfly keeps hugging to see it was actually Housefly she is hugging*  OMG Twist 

Butterfly: *OMG such a lame twist.  phir tou Housefly will kill everyother guy Butterfly gets set with! Does that mean Butterfly has to die KUNWARI? :O* Butterfly is worried about her marriage now. 

Housefly: *OMG twist is a twist  and yes I will kill everyone who does that, unless Butterfly chooses herself, well then maybe I will have to spare him, MAYBE 

Butterfly: *Butterfly does not want to die without getting married!  Butterfly is stressed now and is tearing of her hair" 

Housefly: *Housefly assures Butterfly she will get married if she chooses the right person* *Butterfly must stop now* 

Butterfly: *Or she will get gunji soon* 

Housefly: *No she will not, I will transplant her hair*

Butterfly: *you were guillotined, remember?  *

Housefly: *Once you see me, Butterfly's khushfehmi will finish* 

Butterfly: *Facepalm! Housefly mar k bi nai mara* 

Housefly: *Housefly won't die until his biggest wish comes true* 

Butterfly: *Housefly please stop haunting Butterfly, You are dead already -_- *

Housefly: *Butterfly please be logical? * 

Butterfly: *but Housefly is dead! And quite frankly, Butterfly is not an expert in paranormal activities* 

Housefly: *No Housefly is alive, and Housefly knew already * 

Butterfly: *Facepalm! Housefly is not alive! kitna baar kahoun  and yes Butterfly lies at times to overcome the embarrassment of the situation" 

Housefly: Ohh well Housefly already knows when Butterfly lies so what he does is to enjoy the situation 

In the end Butterfly was speechless or maybe she had her economics lecture so Housefly was unanimously declared the winner, and they both lived happily ever after! umm well, Housefly was awarded the trophy and the award for the Worlds Greatest DAD, not because he was one.. but because there was no other picture* on the world wide web of a housefly with a trophy :D 

This is the END! :D